Why would I want to order checks with flowers, balloons or pink pussy cats on them? These checks are going to people who harass me for money every month! Some of them hike up their interest rates when they feel like it, and as we speak they’re trying to figure out new ways to screw me.
“Well, would you like your name and address printed on your checks Ma'am?”
This is awesome! If I could get checks like this, I absolutely would. ♥





"Let food be thy medicine, and medicine be thy food."
~ Hippocrates





